Noah thought it would be fun to poop in the bathtub not just once this evening, but twice. I get Sophie and Noah in the tub to bathe and literally 2 minutes later, just as I had them both lathered up, I see a couple of logs floating in the tub. Remaining fairly calm, I scream for everyone to evacuate quickly and call Tim for assistance. My first mistake was asking for help from Tim. Besides the fact that he totally shook me off, there seemed to be some sort of invisible force that kept him from actually crossing the doorway into the bathroom.
Cue to second round of bathing.......I emptied all the toys out for proper disinfection later and cleaned the tub. Good thing the kids are behaving and just playing in the bathroom while I do this. Get them in a second time and just as I get the shampoo lathered in their hair, yet another grunt and even more logs appear in the tub. Sophie literally leaps into my arms while screaming, "I want out!" and Noah is giggling and seems to look fairly "relieved."
If Noah does this again, his next bath is going to involve a green hose and the great outdoors.