What is it going to take?

I'm going to take a moment and complain about my wonderful, amazing husband whom I love and adore. Feel free to ignore this post if it's going to be too hard to handle ;).....I have learned when talking with Tim, there are often two conversations going on at all times....the conversation he has in his head and the actual conversation that happens between him and the other person. He is the first to acknowledge he doesn't have the best memory, but yet he's never ever wrong when I recall previous conversations. He will swear up and down he said something or told me something, when I know for a fact he didn't. For example, Tim acted surprised that I was taking Friday off and my sister was going to as well (she was coming into town for my birthday, which was already established earlier in the week.....or so I think). I mentioned to him that we had this conversation while chatting online and he gets so fired up and tells me I never told him. He has no issue with it, he just wants to make sure I am aware I did not tell him about it. I am in shock because I recall the conversation exactly because I mentioned I wanted to take the day off on Friday and Tim actually contemplated the idea of taking a day off himself (which NEVER EVER HAPPENS...seriously, it doesn't). I knew I had this conversation somewhere in my e-mail, so I challenge him and said I have actual proof. Of course, Tim steps up to the challenge and I show him our previous chat:

Tim: Que pasa

me: nothing

don't want to work

i think i'm going to take a day off on friday

Tim: Me too

me: so is michelle

Tim: Ok

me: let's do something
The conversation continues as such as we discuss what we can do on our day off and when Michelle is coming into town, etc. Tim reads this over, looks me in the eye, and says, "This doesn't say anything." I look back to make sure I actually pulled up the correct chat. My eyes are about to pop out of my head I am so shocked by his response! What is it going to take for him to admit he's wrong??? Tim can take a chat like the one above and come up with a completely different interpretation. I was in such awe of his ability to twist this around that I couldn't even get mad at him. He never ceases to amaze me.