Bugged
I think my kids and Tim have secretly attached some sort of GPS chip on me. I swear to you they can sense my body at least 2 seconds before it's about to hit the couch, use the bathroom, open up my laptop, etc. Immediately, one of them comes out of nowhere to ask for something, whine about nothing, or to just plain bug the heck out of me. I seriously don't understand how I can clean the kitchen, vacuum, clean toilets, and fold laundry without too much distraction. But the second I finish and sit down to enjoy a cup of coffee, the whole family suddenly needs my attention. They're watching me; I can run but I can't hide.
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I used to climb on top of the refrigerator to use the telephone in peace.
It must be something that is only found in Mothers! My mom used to yell, "Grand Central Station" when we'd all come after her in her "quiet place!" We step mothers don't have that problem!
Check under the skin of your wrists...they may have done it while you were sleeping.
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